Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Rupert Grint always wanted to be an ice cream man, so he used his Harry Potter cash to buy a Mr. Whippy van, which he drives around to hand out free ice cream to kids. Source
"Look, son! I built a time machine!" Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan. *dad pulls a gun* "Get in the fucking time machine."— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf)May 10, 2013
This seems sooooo random… but it’s a 500 year tradition!
Despite the size difference, a praying mantis can totally take down a hummingbird. Source
A Dutch designer is working with scientists to create glow-in-the-dark trees, hoping to one day use them in place of street lights. Source
dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join
Life in a tourist town.
Halo Theme (8-bit Cover)
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Track by Mike Pouch
These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.