OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
So today I found an owl in my backyard disorientated and scared so I wrapped him up in a blanket and rang the vet and his face in his blanket was the cutest thing i cant explain
- Jack Daniel (Owner of Jack Daniel’s Whiskey) - died from an infection from a stubbed toe. Right before he died he uttered his famous last words, “Just one more drink.”
- General John Sedgwick - Right before Civil War General John Sedgwick was shot off his horse he told those with him, “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.”
- Marie Antoinette - As she was being led to her death at the guillotine, Marie Antoinette accidently stepped on her executioners foot. Her last words were “Pardon me sir. I did not do it on purpose.”
- Dominique Bouhours (Famous French Grammarian) - Always a stickler for perfect grammar, Dominique Bouhours uttered at the point of death “I’m about to die or dying: Both of these statements is true.”
AU meme; You finally delete your tumblr and get a life
a blog had to be deleted for this post to happen
gone but not forgotten
A moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
it’s entirely possible someone just made a blog purely for the purpose of deleting it.
Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.
THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING