operameister:

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fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

did-you-kno:

Rupert Grint always wanted to be an ice cream man, so he used his Harry Potter cash to buy a Mr. Whippy van, which he drives around to hand out free ice cream to kids.  Source

did-you-kno:

Rupert Grint always wanted to be an ice cream man, so he used his Harry Potter cash to buy a Mr. Whippy van, which he drives around to hand out free ice cream to kids. Source

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twitterthecomic:


"Look, son! I built a time machine!" Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan. *dad pulls a gun* "Get in the fucking time machine."
— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf)
May 10, 2013

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This seems sooooo random… but it’s a 500 year tradition!

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This seems sooooo random… but it’s a 500 year tradition!

did-you-kno:

Despite the size difference, a praying mantis can totally take down a hummingbird.  Source

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Despite the size difference, a praying mantis can totally take down a hummingbird. Source

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A Dutch designer is working with scientists to create glow-in-the-dark trees, hoping to one day use them in place of street lights. Source

did-you-kno:

A Dutch designer is working with scientists to create glow-in-the-dark trees, hoping to one day use them in place of street lights. Source

breakcorechoirboy:

cknd:

dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

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hobolunchbox:

Life in a tourist town.

hobolunchbox:

Life in a tourist town.

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memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

did-you-kno:

Cantaloupes grown in North America aren’t actually cantaloupes, they’re reticulated muskmelons. Source

did-you-kno:

Cantaloupes grown in North America aren’t actually cantaloupes, they’re reticulated muskmelons. Source